Roserade DIY

Dude, look at this Roserade.
The sweet flower hands, the fabulous hair, the amazing womanly figure; Roserade is the epitome of elegance and grace. There aren't many grass and poison type pokemon that can emulate this level of pure majesty.
Well, with the exception of Venasaur.

Doesn't get much better than this guy.

But despite the overflowing elegance of Roserade, what can one even do with a Roserade?
What is the purpose of a Roserade?

Well I've got a few ideas, so here's a few Roserade DIYs!

#1- Air Freshener

For this project you're going to need

- One Roserade

- A large plastic bag

- Industrial fan

- Duct tape

-Exo-knife

To start you're going to take your nice and fresh Roserade and put it into the plastic bag. Take the exoknife and cut a few circulat holes (about the size of a quarter) in the bag. This is gonna act as ventilation. After that you're going to measure the circumference of the industrial fan and cut a whole in the bag about that size. Go ahead and tape the industrial fan to the bag and turn it on. All of those sweet Roserade scents will be wafting straight into the air. Mmmmm, smells nice.

Okay okay that was really kinda morbid. Let's just go ahead onto the next idea,

#2- Living Garden

- A few Roserades

- One garden 

- Fertilizer

Start by preparing your garden however you want to. It's preferred to plant your garden with Roserade-friendly plants and set out a few bird-feeders. Next place your Roserade in your garden. There they will live and thrive. I would suggest watching out for your garden becoming overrun with Roserade, Rosallia, and Budew. It's really only a matter of time until your garden becomes overrun with them, actually. Have fun with that.

#3- Black Market Roserade Sales

-All the massive quantities of  Roserades from DIY #2

-A connection to the black market

If you need a few extra pokedollars in your pocket from binge purchasing all those new clothes from the Lumiose City beauty salon this DIY is perfect for you. Begin with a friendly phone call to your local neighborhood black market connection. See if they can set you up with a few costumers in a need for some Roserades. Make sure you cover your tracks so you don't get caught by the police, and if you do get caught by the police you did not get the idea from me. Also, I demand at least 10% of all profit due to my theoretical patent on the idea of selling pokemon on the black market.

Littleswablu does not condone any of the actions or ideas represented above. No fictional animal-plant-hybrid-creates were harmed in the making of this blog.