Millions are dead. Millions have always been dead. Our legion is strong.
Let's get real kids, the skeleton war is real and we gotta get our teams ready for the battle. We must look spooky in the face with defiance and run with ambition into the brumous fields of war and battle.
The time is now.
And so the sons of Marowak prepare themselves for the battle, with their swords of bone in hand they surge the battlefield.
The small but gentle Cubone will grow old with war and become a strong and mature Marowak.
He will not only a thick club in hand, but he will have earned it too.
So he will harbor lightning rod and several moves to his resume that will give him the strength needed to support the front line.
Toxic
Fling
Retaliate
Bonemerange (for no reason other than the name is stupid)
His careful nature will let him surmount all others on the battlefield.
The lonely cubone grown into a marowak will become our strongest asset in the skeleton war!
However at the end of the day we must never forget the true joy that Cubone brings in the heart of the nostalgic. One of the spoopiest and most ominous pokemon tied with its lore from Lavender town, Cubone's unassuming exterior hides a darker past.
Anyone who doesn't know the history of Cubone and his mother in Lavender town I suggest you educate yourself asap. Many a creepy pasta have stemmed from this topic alone, but most of these creepy pasta are obviously forged and poorly done at that. Nothing as good as the Ben Drowned creepy pasta of Majora's Mask.
But alas, Cubone will always hold a place in the heart of those who exploit scary moments in video games at the expense of young and gullible kids.
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